Anatomically Incorrect

I've had trouble remembering my dreams in anything more than snippets this week.  While I might be able to remember bits and pieces when I initially wake up, once I've showered and gotten ready for the day, they're gone.

So it's obviously hard to write about something that you can't remember.

Especially when the only part that I've been able to remember, long term, is one of the most absurd things I've ever dreamed.

Apparently I had just found out I was pregnant in this dream, but I must have been more than half-way along for how developed the baby was.

I know this because the only part of my dream that I remember is me basically folding my vagina back and tugging the baby out so that I could check on it and see how it was doing.  Once I established that it was okay (I wasn't at all phased by the fact that I apparently didn't have a pelvic bone...) I just put everything back in place and went on my merry way.

Craziest thing I've ever dreamed.

But totally worth it when I saw the looks on my boss and coworker's faces when I told them about it, too!

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Penelope Persnoppleschmidt Wife & Mom

Ashley is a thirty-something wife and mother of two boys. She enjoys spending time with her family, as well as reading and decorating their home. Her blogging adventures began in 2006 as a single mother and have carried on through marriage and a new life with a husband, a ten-year-old, and an infant.

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