Just in case you're wondering about my priorities, apparently they are as follows:
- Consignment shopping
- Evaluating my pedicure
- Escaping the matrix
The lady who owned the store would give you $9.50 for items but then she'd sell it for $36. Flat rate, no matter what. Like the USPS flat rate shipping. $40 shoes? I'll give you $9.50 for them. $350 designer purse (I'm assuming they'd sell for that, I can't even afford the knock-offs at this point in my life), I'll give you $9.50. I was really disappointed by the not-cute selection of $36 scarves. Again, priorities.
Quotes from today
Husband: Goodnight, my injured wife.